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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

image

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romangodfrey:

so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we could convert the basement” so

I made a brochure 

if you book now we will also install working lights

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technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

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Hello, sir! We’re sober. 

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laughingloone:

new work and healed work with rose

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rebelliousmom:

manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

real talk

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addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

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New Girl + urban dictionary name meanings
insp

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loveandddrevenge:

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god


Help

loveandddrevenge:

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

Help

(via sogenannte-verlierer)

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Holland Roden gets ready for the VMAs

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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" Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better. "

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